There once was an MP named Huhne
Who suddenly altered his tune
Please stop being beastly
The Member for Eastleigh
Will be exiting Parliament soon.
Who suddenly altered his tune
Please stop being beastly
The Member for Eastleigh
Will be exiting Parliament soon.

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(And think Huhne is an idiot for having lied about his speeding ticket. He'd have done so much better just accepting the points. Or not been speeding.)
And for that matter, not pressuring his wife into taking the points while he was cheating on her...
Not the proudest of days for us Magdalen PPEists.
If there's one thing I learned from _my_ bad behaviour, it's that lies are almost always found out eventually, so the least painful option in the long run is _not_ to lie.